Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Ay!

So.

This school "vacation" thing is a little bit distracting to a stay-at-home mother writer blogger.

Too much "Can I have a play date?" nonsense and "Um... are you going to make lunch? It's 3 o' clock..."

Or worst of all, the "Oh, don't worry about me. I'll just go sit in my room and read. Did you know I read 245 pages yesterday?"

You are consumed with bad-mom guilt (even though it's not like you were off gallivanting around town getting your toenails done, you were at the supermarket buying her that damn lunch she needed so badly) to the point you agree to a re-enactment of this event from last year, from which you're STILL tired. Not to mention 10 pounds heavier. But you're doing it anyway. What the heck, right? It gets the job done.

I'm definitely adding in a yarn store, though. No more Ms. Nice Guy. I want some Habu for a Kusha Kusha. (OK. That sounds WAY more exciting than it actually is. Maybe I'll even leave out the hyperlink so you all can think I'm doing something more exciting than getting dragged to tourist traps by my 12-year-old.)

On second thought, I don't think I want virtual strangers - Heh heh... Get it? "Virtual"? Virtual Strangers? I crack myself right up! (See? This is what happens when the kids are home. The jokes are so much worse!) having images in their heads about me doing "exciting" things.

So forget that. Here: Kusha Kusha.

Anyway. The long story made short version (yep, that's what you did, honey, made a long story short, uh huh) is this: I'll be away from my computer till Monday.

But then I'll be back, Girl will be in school and I'll surely have some fun stories to tell.

And some news about some exciting things.

No, seriously. The real kind of exciting. Not just like Kusha Kusha Scarf exciting.

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The folks over at humor-blogs wish they could knit a Kusha Kusha, don't they?



22 comments:

The Mother said...

We all have to get our jollies from somewhere.

Hey, if yarn floats your boat, go for it. It's a lot better than booze.

(Which is how I spend spring break).

mo.stoneskin said...

Unbelievable, you're gonna right a piece on football?! I can't wait!!!

Rose Red said...

awwwwwww, can I come to NY with you? Can I, can I, huh, huh, huh? I'll be good, I won't touch a thing at the yarn stores ... actually, that's a lie and you know it, I'll be running around touching everything and barely be able to keep my "squeeeeees" below normal volume. But can I come anyway, can I, can I, huh huh huh?

Peggy said...

I just found you! And now you're leaving?!? Til Monday?!?! WTF?

Okay, I'll just wait here........


ps - have a great weekend!!

Deb said...

Ooohhh Habu!

Also, what is up with this stainless steel in yarn? Lion Brand has one too, and I just don't get it. How does it work? I just don't get how they can spin it into yarn and not have little splinters that are going to work their way into our skin and then give us cancer in 25 years.

I totally want to go to that store.

WA said...

You could get Habu for a Kusha Kusha, but I'd recommend penicillin instead.

Barb said...

So, you're going to be right down the street from me? Only, doing cultural stuff instead of coming to Long Island and watching me not drinking because I'm on a diet?

Yeah, okay, good call.

donyale said...

You know there is no way back once you turn to the dark side.

Beth said...

I wish I could knit, sew or do something that resembled those things. I can't even sew a button in the right place.

And I'm so jealous. There is still another week and half before I can be lazy... er... before my spring break.

Kathy B! said...

Okay, that's scary because I thought your "bad" jokes were quite funny!

Can't wait to see/hear what sort of fun you have this time!

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Lucky girl!

kim said...

Oh, I want to meet you in NY and shop at yarn places! Can we like leave C at American Girl and then pick her up before they close? No, that would be wrong, right?!

Bells said...

You had me at Habu.

Seriously, that scarf! Oh boy.

I didn't take in anything after that. ;-) Something about kids and vacations, I think.

Cathy said...

i'm on the computer right now, obviously, and my kids--on spring break--are watching yet another episode of Spongebob, and the guilt is pouring in. :) never thought bad-mommy guilt would still haunt me when I quit work to become a SAHM.

Jonny's Mommy said...

What?! A week?! A week from now?! What will I laugh at? What will I cry at? What will I....

OK. So I have a flare for the dramatic too. :-)

We'll be waiting, my dear!

a friend to knit with said...

have your kids been in school at ALL lately?! jeez. i mean what do these schools think!??

i just love the name habu. and kusha kusha.

have fun! :)

TinkingBell said...

You need a sherpa - me - me me! I can be your NY sherpa - Oh I can - let me come too - huh? Huh? Can I?

Sorry - I was just channelling a labrador there for a moment.

Have fun! Drink wine! Buy yarn!

lucky knitter said...

Have fun and definitley go to Purl SoHo! After all you deserve it!

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Donna Lee said...

I saw a kusha kusha (does sound vaguely obscene, doesn't it) on another blog. It was a really interesting knit. I think just going to the Habu store would be worth the trip to NY.

the mama bird diaries said...

I hope I see you in nyc. But I'm not going to the yarn store.

Mary Sheehan Winn said...

I got that same silly question on my profile about the coffee and the burro :D
Also, we're neighbors of a fashion. Massachusetts girl here and Florida snowbird Jan-May.
You are funny!